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Helel Tiger lover

Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 34 Location: NY
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:10 am Post subject: When you die... |
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what is your dream gravestone? (odd thing to dream about i know...)
I want a pedestal with my name and stuff, but under the name and date of death, i want "He may be dead, but he doesn't have to pay $4 for gas anymore suckers!" _________________
I take the bottle and I tip it to all my heroes that have passed/Alas, you have left us, but your/stories they will last/Uninspired by the/recruiting call/Independent we stand
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Yami no Kitsune Delightfully Unhinged

Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 5617 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not having a gravestone. I'm having a tree planted on me so that I can nourish it with my decomposing goodness. Plus, its harder for me to come back as a zombie that way. I'm performing a service to the environment AND humanity. Those really contradict each other, but I don't care.  _________________
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Hsoolien Paradox

Joined: 03 Jan 2002 Posts: 2217 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Loved by his son if I have any sort of label, I'm hoping they can find stuff to do with all my body parts rather then taking up space in the ground. _________________ "If you wanna steal, you better learn how to lie
If you wanna live you better not fear how you die
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment ... |
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feliciafan89

Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 501 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:55 am Post subject: |
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I don't like to think about death. Sometimes, I get panic attacks at night because the subject pops in my head. It takes me about two minutes to calm down.
They say that nothing is to be gained from eternal life, but I don't think that's entirely true. _________________ [Rent this space] |
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Yami no Kitsune Delightfully Unhinged

Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 5617 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:43 am Post subject: |
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I think mortality is something most people choose not to think of. Death is simply the conclusion of life. Once you accept it, you find aspects of your own death a lot less frightening. _________________
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feliciafan89

Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 501 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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I think I may have figured out why I'm so fast in trying to find a g/f.
Subconsciously, I may have been afraid I would die before getting a g/f. And of course, getting laid, too.
I don't think anybody wants to die a virgin...
To me, that's the WORST that can happen. _________________ [Rent this space] |
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agentjr Ranting Catgirl

Joined: 14 May 2005 Posts: 615 Location: Wandering
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| feliciafan89 wrote: | I think I may have figured out why I'm so fast in trying to find a g/f.
Subconsciously, I may have been afraid I would die before getting a g/f. And of course, getting laid, too.
I don't think anybody wants to die a virgin...
To me, that's the WORST that can happen. |
I think you're putting too much importance on getting laid.  |
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Hsoolien Paradox

Joined: 03 Jan 2002 Posts: 2217 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| feliciafan89 wrote: | I don't think anybody wants to die a virgin...
To me, that's the WORST that can happen. |
Oh there are far worse ways to die, after your children, slowly as cancer eats you, slowly as Aids destroys you, through Withdrawal shock of various drugs
Dying a virgin is just against base animal reproductive instinct. _________________ "If you wanna steal, you better learn how to lie
If you wanna live you better not fear how you die
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment ... |
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feliciafan89

Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 501 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| agentjr wrote: | | feliciafan89 wrote: | I think I may have figured out why I'm so fast in trying to find a g/f.
Subconsciously, I may have been afraid I would die before getting a g/f. And of course, getting laid, too.
I don't think anybody wants to die a virgin...
To me, that's the WORST that can happen. |
I think you're putting too much importance on getting laid.  |
To me, it IS important. Just as much as getting a gf. _________________ [Rent this space] |
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Hsoolien Paradox

Joined: 03 Jan 2002 Posts: 2217 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| feliciafan89 wrote: | | agentjr wrote: | | feliciafan89 wrote: | I think I may have figured out why I'm so fast in trying to find a g/f.
Subconsciously, I may have been afraid I would die before getting a g/f. And of course, getting laid, too.
I don't think anybody wants to die a virgin...
To me, that's the WORST that can happen. |
I think you're putting too much importance on getting laid.  |
To me, it IS important. Just as much as getting a gf. |
Then prepare to do a lot of waiting, that form of desperation is like anti-cologne to any woman you actually want to do anything with (others will use it) _________________ "If you wanna steal, you better learn how to lie
If you wanna live you better not fear how you die
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment ... |
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Yami no Kitsune Delightfully Unhinged

Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 5617 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Dunno if I'd have minded dying a virgin.
Nuns do it, kids do it... There are many more wonderful things in the world to experience before one pops their clogs. Travel, for one. Finding the beauty in other cultures and natural wonders. Making a difference for the better to the planet. I wouldn't have said getting laid was ever at the top of my bucket list.  _________________
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Hsoolien Paradox

Joined: 03 Jan 2002 Posts: 2217 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:36 am Post subject: |
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| Yami no Kitsune wrote: | Dunno if I'd have minded dying a virgin.
Nuns do it, kids do it... There are many more wonderful things in the world to experience before one pops their clogs. Travel, for one. Finding the beauty in other cultures and natural wonders. Making a difference for the better to the planet. I wouldn't have said getting laid was ever at the top of my bucket list.  |
Quoted for the truth, my life would in all but one aspect actually be better for not having lost my virginity the way I did. _________________ "If you wanna steal, you better learn how to lie
If you wanna live you better not fear how you die
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment
Heaven and hell are just a myth so you better pay attention to this moment ... |
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Outsider

Joined: 24 Jul 2003 Posts: 354 Location: USS Nimitz
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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I wouldn't want a gravestone ether... Cremation would be prefered and my ashes returned to the sea.
Don't worry too much about sex cause given the many moments in life with friends and family you will come to learn that they are more important then a few moments of passion.
And this coming from a sailor...  _________________
"Bring me my brown pants." Captain Bravo |
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